Sucks! Big time! I new I was coming down with something while my parents were here. Oh man did I. I went to the doctors on Tuesday and I already knew I had bronchitis. How you ask? Well, I was coughing so hard I bruised my ribs and was peeing my pants. Yeah, I said it! I'm 40, have 3 kids, and was coughing till I nearly passed out. What about it?!? Ha ha ha, NOT FUNNY! Okay, kinda.
So tonight was FABULOUS!!!! I finally got out for a bit by myself. (It was humid out, not fabulous. How humid you ask. Well, so humid that my stick straight hair had curled around my head. Yeah, yeah, I know shiny object, can you tell I feel better?) Anyway, I got a coffee (oh, maybe that's part of it) and I went to Home Goods. I am still on the look out for Beyonce. But I do I have a lead to on one on Route 1, now I just need to figure out where that is. But I did find this...
NINJA BREAD MEN! I have wanted these forever, but didn't want to order them because the shipping was as much as the cutters. Yeah, I'm a dork, but I love them.
And, the night got better. As I was getting in my car, I noticed an angry woman walking very fast. I thought, "Maybe she's angry because she has a mustache and a goatee?" Nope, I'm fairly sure it was the bulge in her lycra skirt. Not a bulge like in Poise (shut up!, there's no bulge ) but a bulge as in man. They best way to describe her is to say if you've read Stephanie Plum's books, she was a man dressed as Lula. And, don't get PC on me. She just needed a mirror check as any self respecting woman does.
Then, I got home, and it was awesome. Aaron had put Piper to bed, and she was asleep. She is still asleep. I did have a momentary freak out because she had gotten into my stuff and I couldn't find my glasses prescription but I found it and I'm calm and the air conditioning is on. So now I'm going to relax and watch the BIG BANG Theory! BANG!